This guy at the post office was sorting the mail one morning like he did every other morning, and he came across a letter that was addressed simply TO GOD. He decided he might as well open it, and inside was a handwritten letter that read: Dear God, I don’t know where else to turn. […]Read more
Well, with the conclusion of the Belmont Stakes horse race last Saturday afternoon, won by a horse named Creator who went off at a fairly long shot 16-1, I’m reminded of a famous line attributed to W.C. Fields. He explained the definition of horse sense. He said it’s the sense that a horse has never […]Read more
There’s a story about a single guy who was kind of lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the clerk he wanted a really small easy-to-care-for pet, that nevertheless was capable of providing excellent companionship. The pet store owner […]Read more